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October 26, 2004

Funny Quotes

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives, not to mention Inheritance Tax!!

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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LOL Great post!

Posted by: Nia | Oct 28, 2004 2:48:27 PM

Good ones...

Posted by: SV | Oct 27, 2004 6:27:32 AM

Good ones...

Posted by: Adam | Oct 26, 2004 6:56:36 AM

Making mistakes when nobody is looking. If I could do that, I would be queen of the world! Lol!

Posted by: Little Miss Sunshine | Oct 26, 2004 6:55:47 AM

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