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February 24, 2005

If You Love Someone...

Original Version

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she's never was....

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was ...

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
(1) If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
(2) If you love someone,
Set her free ... but get someone to follow her
(3) If you love someone,
.... are you sure you love that someone?

Go-getter:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, go get her !

Hunter:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't even wait whether she comes back,
go hunt her down!

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she
comes back ...

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again,
repeat *

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....

Bill Gates:
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free, She'll evolve.

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!

Religious

If you love someone, set her free...
If she comes back, it was God's will...
If not, she was probably a Child of Satan

Aggressive
If you love someone, set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours...
If she doesn't, stalk her until she does

Analytical
If you love someone, set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours...
But determine why she came back

Carefree
If you love someone, set her free...
If she comes back -- OK...
If not -- Oh well!

Egotist
If you love someone, set her free...
She'll come back soon enough...
Once she realizes she had the best

Paranoid
If you love someone, set her free...
She'll never be back though...
Everyone has turned her against you!

My personal favourite

If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???
CARELESS IDIOT!!!

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Comments

Zoo, you are normally an eloquent speaker. Just on Sunday you were detailing some very (dis)interesting points about a topic you are passionate about. In future, the comment, 'Excellent', will be considered null and void :-P.

Posted by: Arian | Feb 25, 2005 8:58:23 AM

Someone very smart once said to me that
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she does come back, you might not be standing in the same place you were in when she left.

In summation, life is too short and there are too many fish in the sea to hang around waiting for one guy/girl.

Posted by: Adam | Feb 25, 2005 8:08:10 AM

Excellent...

Posted by: Zoo | Feb 24, 2005 5:26:26 PM

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