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March 21, 2005

How to Detect PMS

  • Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
  • You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
  • The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
  • Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
  • Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, >"How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****."
  • Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
  • You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
  • You're counting down the days until menopause.
  • You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
  • The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday
  • You look in the mirror and see......

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In addition, it could also stand for Poor Medical State(PMS)...

Posted by: Inspirator | Mar 23, 2005 3:50:29 PM

what does PMS stand for??

Posted by: Mumbhai | Mar 23, 2005 3:43:46 PM

True say, girlfriend!

Posted by: Little Miss Sunshine | Mar 23, 2005 6:00:59 AM

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