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October 31, 2004

jest for pun (October'04)

October'04 BlogThoughts

Every calendar's days are numbered.

  • The living need charity more than the dead. - George Arnold The Jolly Old Pedagogue - 1866)

  • I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. - Woody Allen (Clown Prince of American Humor, 1975)

  • It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do, and THEN do your best. - W. Edwards Deming

  • Anyone who believes you can't change history has never tried to write his memoirs. - David Ben Gurion

  • Anyone can tell the truth, but only very few of us can make epigrams. - Somerset Maugham

  • I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. - Oscar Levant

  • Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon (from Beautiful Boy - 1980)

  • All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)

  • We need a President who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry (circa 1992)

  • Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard. - Spike Milligan

  • The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office. - Robert Frost (1874 - 1963) - American poet. Winner of 4 Pulitzer prizes.

  • The gist of Bush's argument seems to be, John Kerry will raise your taxes; I'll just keep ballooning the deficit....

  • Life is nothing but change
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    Great ones, as always! :-)

    Posted by: Arian | Oct 31, 2004 10:05:24 AM

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