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December 31, 2004

jest for pun (December'04)

(December'04 BlogThoughts

Every calendar's days are numbered.

  • If you try a jigsaw puzzle that is too hard, don't go to pieces.

  • how is the weather there

  • Darkest hours

  • A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard (1903-1985)

  • In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone; Snow had fallen, snow on snow, Snow on snow, In the bleak midwinter, Long ago. - Christina G. Rossetti (1830 - 1894), A Christmas Carol

  • When you jump for joy, beware that no-one moves the ground from beneath your feet. - Stanislaw Lem (1921 - ), "Unkempt Thoughts", 1962

  • The future's not ours to see

  • food for plate

  • Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. -Henry Van Dyke

  • I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West (1893 - 1980) American actress

  • Take Nothing but Pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time. - Motto of the Baltimore Grotto (caving society)

  • Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin (1937 - )

  • gross national happiness is more important than gross national product - King of Bhutan

  • A film is never really any good unless the camera is an eye in the head of a poet. - Orson Welles

  • On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window. -Dan Spencer

  • games people p(l)ay

  • There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

  • Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.- Sir Richard Steele

  • spam wham

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