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January 31, 2005

jest for pun (January'05)

January'05 BlogThoughts

Every calendar's days are numbered.

  • google googly

  • mind your language

  • A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

  • What a strange idea we sometimes have that love gives us the privilege of rudeness. Show your friend who so easily overlooks your faults the same fine courtesy that you show a stranger who would not overlook them. - Anonymous

  • The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

  • A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes. - James Feibleman

  • I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. - Rita Rudner

  • Journalism is merely history's first draft. - Geoffrey C. Ward

  • Cranes carry this heavy mystical baggage. They're icons of fidelity and happiness. The Vietnamese believe cranes cart our souls up to heaven on their wings. - Mitchell Burgess

  • think outside the box

  • Ye can lead a man up to the university, but ye can't make him think. - Finley Peter Dunne

  • circle in the sand ’round and ’round

  • You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Homer Simpson

  • The job of the artist is to deepen the mystery.- Sir Francis Bacon (1561 - 1626)

  • I am an equal opportunity offender. I do not discriminate. - Atanu Dey

  • My New Year resolution? 1024*768

  • I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
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