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January 28, 2005

NEWTON is not Newton

All the scientists die and go to heaven.

They decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den. He is supposed to count up to 100, and then start searching.

Everyone starts hiding except Newton.

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein. Einstein counts 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100.

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front. Einstein says "Newton's out. Newton's....out....."

Newton denies and says Newton is not out.

He claims that he is not Newton.

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared. That makes me Newton per meter squared since a Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, therefore Pascal is OUT!!!!!!!!!"

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Wow, never heard the Newton one. Very nice.

Posted by: Saheli | Feb 3, 2005 2:41:20 PM

Two mathematicians were having dinner in a restaurant, arguing about the
average mathematical knowledge of the American public. One mathematician
claimed that this average was woefully inadequate, the other maintained that
it was surprisingly high.

"I'll tell you what," said the cynic, "ask that waitress a simple math
question. If she gets it right, I'll pick up dinner. If not, you do". He
then excused himself to visit the men's room, and the other called the
waitress over.

"When my friend comes back," he told her, "I'm going to ask you a question,
and I want you to respond `one third x cubed.' There's twenty bucks in it
for you." She agreed.

The cynic returned from the bathroom and called the waitress over. "The
food was wonderful, thank you," the mathematician started. "Incidentally,
do you know what the integral of x squared is?"

The waitress looked pensive; almost pained. She looked around the room, at
her feet, made gurgling noises, and finally said, "Um, one third x cubed?"

So the cynic paid the check. The waitress wheeled around, walked a few
paces away, looked back at the two men, and muttered under her breath,
"...plus a constant."

Posted by: sninky-chan | Feb 3, 2005 8:18:50 AM

Oh no...one of those scientific jokes :-D.

Posted by: Arian | Feb 2, 2005 9:32:56 AM

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