The Clueless Top 20

1. "How can I ..." (17,700,000 pages in Google)
2. "I don't really know." (764,000)


3. "What do I know." (399,000)


4. "What does it take to ..." (375,000)


5. "Does anyone know how to ..." (344,000)


6. "I wish I knew ..." (350,000)


7. "I don't have a clue." (132,000)


8. "If I knew how." (61,200)


9. "If only I knew." (42,400 )


10. "I still don't get it." (37,300)


11. "I forgot how to ..." (29,000)


12. "OK, but how?" (24,800")


13. "I really don't get it." (11,700)


14. "I'm totally lost." (11,400)


15. "Could someone help me with ..." (10,700)


16. "I don't have the slightest idea." (9,500)


17. "I'm desperate to find out." (694)


18. "I'm braindead now." (67)


19. "This puzzles me too." (60)


20. "I'm completely, totally lost." (10)