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January 22, 2005

Top 12 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds

(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
2. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
3. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
4. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
5. Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
6. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
7. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
8. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
9. For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
10. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
11. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
12. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

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These are really funny.....3 years old teacher or windower or dog fond of children, I can understand thick legs but what's this large drawer???? ;)

Posted by: Tarun | Jan 23, 2005 3:00:04 PM

Good ones :-).

Posted by: Arian | Jan 23, 2005 2:01:28 PM

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