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April 30, 2005
jest for pun (April'05)
April '05 BlogThoughts
Every calendar's days are numbered.
Life is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain. - Robert Jordan, (The Great Hunt, Book 2 of The Wheel of Time)
My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
if water is not intoxicating for u!
Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air… - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is soaking in around your green beans. - Marcelene Cox
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein
robots are here
Ask and you shall Receive!
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind. - Anonymous
Instant Human - Just Add Coffee.
A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it close enough to your eye. -Samuel Grafton
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright (b. 1955) - American comedian, actor.
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? - Stephen Wright
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
CIRCUS, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool. - Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office. - Robert Frost (1874 - 1963) - American poet. Winner of 4 Pulitzer prizes.
mind your email
are you gulped yet?
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