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April 30, 2005

jest for pun (April'05)

April '05 BlogThoughts

Every calendar's days are numbered.

  • Life is lighter than a feather, duty heavier than a mountain. - Robert Jordan, (The Great Hunt, Book 2 of The Wheel of Time)

  • My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

  • if water is not intoxicating for u!

  • Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air… - Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)

  • Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower and thinking how it is soaking in around your green beans. - Marcelene Cox

  • If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

  • robots are here

  • Ask and you shall Receive!

  • The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind. - Anonymous

  • Instant Human - Just Add Coffee.

  • A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it close enough to your eye. -Samuel Grafton

  • I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright (b. 1955) - American comedian, actor.

  • Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? - Stephen Wright

  • The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

  • CIRCUS, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool. - Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary

  • The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get to the office. - Robert Frost (1874 - 1963) - American poet. Winner of 4 Pulitzer prizes.

  • mind your email

  • are you gulped yet?
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