tomatoes are evil

​​Sauron of Mordor. Darth Vader. Satan. Heard of 'em? Thought so. Well prepare yourself for a new entity to be enshrined in that pantheon of malevolence. That's right, Tomato, the jig is up! Finally, someone is courageous enough to shine a light on your sinister history; finally, someone has the guts to publish recipes and sauces free of your crimson tang. And you out there...yeah, you. Don't believe it? Maybe you can't handle the truth. Listen and learn; this ain't just fun and games no more. We quote: "Do NOT allow this abomination into your food, your fridges or your lives." And remember, if you're not against tomatoes, you're with them. You've been warned.