jest for pun (September'05)

September'05 BlogThoughts

Every calendar's days are numbered.

Somebody's Darling

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers. - W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - Gracie Allen

You don't know a women till you've met her in court. - Norman Mailer

Gone with the water.

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates